Don’t You Just Hate It When…

You organise a rare adults­ only dinner with friends at a restaurant…
and somebody brings their kids!

Your husband actually remembers your birthday and gives you…
anti­wrinkle cream!

Your child asks you about sex…
in a crowded bus in peak hour!

The cat kills a mouse and leaves the corpse in the lounge room…
just as your mother-­in-­law arrives for lunch!

The baby throws up all over you…
in church at your wedding!

You plan a romantic tryst with your husband while the children are away from home…
and he falls asleep in front of the television!

Your teenager cooks himself lunch…
and it takes you 2 hours to clean up the kitchen afterwards!

A friend’s cat has kittens…
and they try to guilt you into keeping one!

You know your kid is lying to you…
and you find out later that he was telling the truth!

People on the bus…

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